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Promoting Public Awareness of the Outdoor Wood Boiler (OWB) also known as the Outdoor Wood Furnace (OWF) also known as the Outdoor Wood-Fired Hydronic Heater (OWHH)
Promoting Public Awareness of the Outdoor Wood Boiler (OWB) also known as the Outdoor Wood Furnace (OWF) also known as the Outdoor Wood-Fired Hydronic Heater (OWHH)
BOB Jokes

Outdoor Wood Boiler / Outdoor Wood Furnace / Hydronic Heater Operators Also Known as BOBs:

 

      Boiler                               Boiler

      Operating         or             Operating

      Bitch                                 Bastard

Enjoy The Rude, Crude,
And Occassionally Profane Humor:

 

A BOB goes to the doctor because she has a strange green rash on her inner thighs, the doctor takes a look and says - - - - Tell your brother that his gold earrings are fake!

 

Two BOBs race off the edge of a cliff, who wins? - - - - Society!


Two BOBs in a car with no music playing, who is driving? - - - -
The police!

What do you call a 30 year old BOB? - - - - Grandma!

What did the BOB say when she lost her virginity?  - - - - P-Paw, Get Off Me!  Sponge Bob Is On!

What do you call a BOB at college? - - - - Janitor!

What is the difference between a BOB and an elevator? - - - - An elevator can raise a child!

How do you stop a BOB from robbing your house? - - - - Put up a Help Wanted sign!


What is it when a BOB takes a shower? - - - -
A miracle!


What do you call a bunch of BOBs running down a hill? - - - - 
A jail break!

You know you are a BOB when - - - - You stink like shit and smoke all of the time!

You know you are a BOB when - - - - You fart more than you breath!  And they smell the same!

You know you are a BOB when - - - - You have crooked teeth…Both of Them!

You know you are a BOB when - - - - Your body is shaped like a bowling pin, you talk much louder than normal, your face always looks like you are constipated and have to take a shit!

Why are there no BOB fertility clinics - - - -

They would just tell the BOB to try another brother!
What do you call the moisture between two BOBs having sex - - - - Relative Humidity!
What did the BOB say at his divorce - - - - You might not be my wife anymore, but you will always be my sister!
You know you are a BOB when - - - - You have scraped your elbows getting something out of a dumpster!
You know you are a BOB when - - - - Your kids use Cheeze Whiz for toothpaste!
You know you are a BOB when - - - - Your kids are the source of the school lice epidemics!
You know you are a BOB when - - - - The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than you do!
You know you are a BOB when - - - - You let your 12 year old daughter smoke in front of HER kids at the kitchen table!
You know you are a BOB when - - - - You think Genitalia is an Italian airline!
You know you are a BOB when - - - - Your yard has been proposed as a new landfill site!

Why do BOBs stink? - - - So even blind people can hate them!

 

I met a BOB’s parents - - - They were a couple of great guys!

 

Do you know the difference between a BOB and a refrigerator? - - - The BOB doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out!

 

Do you know what’s long and hard on a BOB? - - - First Grade!

 

Why didn’t the BOB have sex education and driver’s education on the same day?  - - - It was too hard on the donkey!

 

What does the BOB say when they lost their virginity?  - - - -  Dad, get off me you spilled my SKI !

 

What did the BOB say when they were taking a shit?  - - - Help! I am melting!

 

What is the definition of “Mass Confusion”?  - - - Father’s Day at a BOB convention!

 

What does a BOB and a tampon have in common?  - - - They are both stuck up cunts!

 

What is the definition of a BOB virgin?  - - - A  BOB that can outrun their mother, father, brother, sister, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, etc…

 

What did the BOB see when they looked at their family tree? - - - A telephone pole!

 

What is the difference between a BOB and a pair of jeans?  - - - The jeans only have one fly!

 

Why are there only two pallbearers at a BOB funeral? - - - There are only two handles on a trash can!

  

How do you kill 50 flies at once?  - - - Hit a BOB in the face with a shovel!

 

What is foreplay for a BOB?  - - - -   PSSSSSST, hey sis you awake?!

 

How does a BOB say “Fuck You”?  - - -  I only burn clean cured wood!

 

What is the difference between a BOB and a bucket of shit?  - - - The Bucket!

 

What do you call a bunch of BOBs sky diving?  - - - Air Pollution!

 

How do you starve a BOB?   - - - Hide their food stamps under their work boots!


What is yellow, stinks like smoke, and when it screams you laugh?  - - -
A bus full of BOBs going over a cliff!

 

What does the BOB say when they lost their virginity?  - - - -  Dad, get off me you are crushing my smokes!

 

What is the difference between a dead BOB and a dead deer in the middle of the road?  - - - There will be skid marks in front of the deer!

 

What’s the difference between a BOB and a large pizza?  - - - - A large pizza can feed a family of four!

 

How do you get a one-armed BOB out of a tree?  - - - - Wave at them!

 

What do you call a BOB having an abortion?   - - - - A crime stopper!

 

The BOB was so dumb, he didn’t know what to do on his wedding night.  His bride (his sister) said “BOB, you take that thing you play with and put it where I pee”.   - - - -  So he put his bowling ball in the sink!

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